“FISHEL”
hey baby are we fishel
WYD tonight
sometimes I really wishel
I could be with you tonight
can i borrow gas money
so i could come see you
maybe we could netflix and chill tonight
FISHEL
“FAKE NUMBER”
she gave me a fake number
could be discalcula
or the stains on my sweater
when i farted she had enough
now i’m lonely and hungry
why can’t i get a date
i’ll turn on my computer
hit the web and
5 5
5 5 5
5
please call me back
my grandma is going to bed soon
and i think i need a nap
got a coupon for redbox and pizza
and i even took a bath
FAKE NUMBER
GOT UR CRETOOFERCAT TURDAY!
BLOCKED
“BLOCKED”
so i blew up your toilet
and i left a big stain
then you blocked me on facebook
my tears fall like rain
friend requested your sister
sent a message for you
and i made a new profile
i like your new bathing suit
when you blocked me all you did was block my heart
it’s not my fault sometimes ya can’t trust a fart
“PLS DNT B MAD”
first you ate my wendys
chewed up my headphones
took a poo on my sandals
just won’t leave me alone
takes up room on the couch
makes a whole lotta noise
follows me into the bathroom
and chews on my toys
please don’t be mad i kicked your dog