“FISHEL”

hey baby are we fishel
WYD tonight
sometimes I really wishel
I could be with you tonight
can i borrow gas money
so i could come see you

maybe we could netflix and chill tonight

FISHEL

by The Funkshonalli Ileterat | Gas Money & Phone Billz

“FAKE NUMBER”

she gave me a fake number
could be discalcula
or the stains on my sweater
when i farted she had enough

now i’m lonely and hungry
why can’t i get a date
i’ll turn on my computer
hit the web and

5 5
5 5 5
5

please call me back

my grandma is going to bed soon
and i think i need a nap
got a coupon for redbox and pizza
and i even took a bath

FAKE NUMBER

by The Funkshonalli Ileterat | Gas Money & Phone Billz

GOT UR CRETOOFERCAT TURDAY!

BLOCKED

by The Funkshonalli Ileterat | Gas Money & Phone Billz

“BLOCKED”

so i blew up your toilet
and i left a big stain
then you blocked me on facebook
my tears fall like rain

friend requested your sister
sent a message for you
and i made a new profile
i like your new bathing suit

when you blocked me all you did was block my heart
it’s not my fault sometimes ya can’t trust a fart

 

“PLS DNT B MAD”

first you ate my wendys
chewed up my headphones
took a poo on my sandals
just won’t leave me alone

takes up room on the couch
makes a whole lotta noise
follows me into the bathroom
and chews on my toys

please don’t be mad i kicked your dog

 

PLS DNT B MAD

by The Funkshonalli Ileterat | Gas Money & Phone Billz